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She's Beautiful, She's Rich, She's Got Huge... Tracts Of Land.
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She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
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She's got the personality of a halibut.
Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long
She is blonde, tall, beautiful, and as a Z80 for a brain.
She's got rhythm, she's got something I need...
By George I think she's got it!
She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink coat, she got one, and now she can't button it up.
If a man hears much that a woman says, she is not beautiful. -- Haski
Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK!