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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Lisa: [pauses tape] Okay, I'm not going to give up....
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  -- Han Solo. (Star Wars)...
• My mother told me, "Elwood,"--she always called me "Elwood"--"in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
  Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.
  She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well...
• If at first you never succeed, never try Russian roulette..
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  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...