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• Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Did you hear about the beautiful woman with lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty treatment.
  And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes her hair....
• Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the orgy -- you might say he lost his ball bearings.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her husband was out shooting crap, and she didn't know how to cook it.