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• he shells (shee shelz) n. pl.: plastic tampon applicators washed up on the beach
• Not wrapped too tight.
• American showgirl Carol Gale initiated a malpractice suit after a plastic surgeon accidentally injected her with Silly Putty instead of silicone.
  Carol claimed that overnight she went from a 34B to a 42 long." -- Dick Marti...
• Plastic flowers -- Oxymoro
• Plastic glasses? -- Oxymoro
• Plastic lemons -- Oxymoro
• The sun is not kind to plastic or people.
• ... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...