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• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• Shh......My little voices are talking.
• I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
• Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
  This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....
• I should never have made my success in life if I had not bestowed upon the least thing I have ever undertaken the same attention and care I have bestowed upon the greatest.
  -- Charles Dicke...
• I do perceive here a divided duty. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act i, Sc. 3
• I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here
• Skinner: _That's_ the collection money! Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah, smells like church.
  Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's happened here....
• Lisa: Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one creative outlet.
  It was the only way I could truly express myself....