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• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
  Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
• Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
  Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?...
• Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
  Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon....
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
• Homer: I'd like to file for... divorce. Clerk: These things happen.
  Eight dollars. -- I wonder when she lost her passion for this work, "A Milhouse Divided...
• I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. -- Edward Albee
• Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
  [sits back to reveal a miniature doppelganger] Kid...
• It was a painful divorce--I lost the games!