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Shit Happens' According To... Doctor: Take Two Shits And Call Me In The Morning.
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Doctor: Take two shits and call me in the morning.
Yes, it's definitely a case of shit. $99.95, please...
Shit, where's this organ supposed to go?
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'Shit Happens' according to... Masochism: Do shit to me!
'Shit Happens' according to... Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
'Shit Happens' according to... Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case...
'Shit Happens' according to... Lincoln: Four score and seven shits ago...
Shit Happens' according to... Procrastinationism: I'll take care of this shit .
.. tomorrow....
'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
