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• Shit Happens' according to... Doctor: Take two shits and call me in the morning.
  Yes, it's definitely a case of shit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• Four score and seven (hundred) bugs ago, our fore-fathers brought fourth a new application.
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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Surrealism: Fish!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Masochism: Do shit to me!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?