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Shit Happens' According To... Existentialism: Shit Doesn't Happe
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Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
Shit happening is absurd.
Related:
'Shit Happens' according to... Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case...
'Shit Happens' according to... Fatalism: Oh shit, it's going to happen!
Shit Happens' according to... Statistician: There is an 83.
7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe....
'Shit Happens' according to... Physicist (Theoretical): Shit SHOULD happen.
Shit Happens' according to... Social Scientist: Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen.
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'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
'Shit Happens' according to... Purists: If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.
Shit Happens' according to... Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!...
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?