Related:

• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fatalism: Oh shit, it's going to happen!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Physicist (Theoretical): Shit SHOULD happen.
• Shit Happens' according to... Social Scientist: Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen.
  .....
• Shit Happens' according to... Existentialism: Shit doesn't happe
  hit is. Shit happening is absurd....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Purists: If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.
• Shit Happens' according to... Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
  Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.