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• Shit Happens' according to... Reagan: Well, I do believe that shit happened.
  I was just taking a nap....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• Shit Happens' according to... Psychologist: Shit is in your mind.
  Everything that happens is shi...
• Shit Happens' according to... James Tiberius Kirk
  ... to boldly shit where no one has shit before!...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism: Shit is Relative.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?