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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Shit Happens' according to... Reagan: Well, I do believe that shit happened.
  I was just taking a nap....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?