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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Musician: This shit is out of tune.
• Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
  If you elect me, there will never again be shit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Mafia boss: Rub the shit out.
• Shit Happens' according to... Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately .
  .. to suck all the shit out of life....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.