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'Shit Happens' According To... Farmer: I Get Subsidies For My Shit.
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Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
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'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
Shit Happens' according to... An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
This shit's not part of my contract....
'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
'Shit Happens' according to... Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.
'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.