Should I Start With The Time I SWITCHED Personalities With A BEATNIK Hair Stylist Or My Failure To Refer Five TEENAGERS To A Good OCULIST?

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Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
-- Zippy the Pinhead

Should I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Now, I think it would be GOOD to buy FIVE or SIX STUDEBAKERS and CRUISE for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I guess it was all a DREAM.. or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY-- -- Zippy the Pinhead
I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

Should I Start With The Time I SWITCHED Personalities With A BEATNIK Hair Stylist Or My Failure To Refer Five TEENAGERS To A Good OCULIST?

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