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I Think My Career Is Ruined! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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I think my career is ruined!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Bo Derek ruined my life! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!
! ... Although I don't know WHY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! -- Zippy the Pinhead