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• I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
• If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
• The fairest garden in her looks, And in her mind the wisest books.
  -- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667) -- The Garden, i...
• Though I say it that should not say it. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Wit at Several Weapons, Act ii, Sc.
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• Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other.
  -- Weed's Axiom...
• Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business letter.
  The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other....
• And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed That roots itself -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc.
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• As a lodge in a garden of cucumbers. -- Old Testament -- Isaiah i, 8