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Time To Fertilize The Lawn. A Couple Of 500-pound Bags Should Do It!
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Homer Simpson
Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
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Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face.
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All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers.
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Selma: We'll take care of you. Patty: Yes, care. [they laugh evilly] [Homer starts laughing too...
Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission pending....