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Shy, Hard Of Hearing, And Near-sighted--please Flirt Aggressively.
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Shy, hard of hearing, and near-sighted--please flirt aggressively.
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Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening.
Blessed are the hard of hearing, since this allows them to miss most of the small talk.
Wanna flirt with disaster? Become a SysOp!
Could you please speak up? I'm a little hard of herring.
A burger shy of a Happy Meal.
ASK ME I'm shy
Two bits shy of a word.
Once bitten, twice shy
CRITIC: A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.