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• Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
• When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Now let me see... Well, we weren't quite able to restore your state. You can't have everything.
• If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.
  This is not to say that the doctor will not apply effort, and in the end, you may die beyond your means....
• Work Rule: Leave of Absence (for an Operation): We are no longer allowing this practice.
  We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may not need all of whatever you have, and you should not consider having anything removed....
• Leave of Absence (for an Operation): We are no longer allowing this practice.
  We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may not need all of whatever you have, and you should not consider having anything removed....
• Death (Other Than Your Own)- is no excuse. If you can arrange for funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can let you off an hour early, provided all you work is up to date.
  -- Work Rule...
• A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.
  You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced....