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• This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
• Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?
  ? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Do you think the ``Monkees'' should get gas on odd or even days? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You know what they're doing with your taxes? They're spending your money, hundreds of billions of dollars, on defense.
  To defend us from the Russians, the Nicaraguans, the Libyans, the Iranians....
• While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• How do I get HOME? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Where does it go when you flush? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA? -- Zippy the Pinhead