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Any Renovation Project On An Old House Will Cost Twice As Much And Take Three Times As Long As Originally Estimated.
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Any renovation project on an old house will cost twice as much and
take three times as long as originally estimated.
-- Lew Phelps
Related:
Vance's Rule of 2 1/2: Any military project will take twice as long as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of what is wanted.
-- Cyrus Vance...
Any plumbing pipes you choose to replace during renovation will prove to be in excellent conditio
hose you decide to leave in place will be rotten. -- Lew Phelp...
A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expexted
a carefully planned project will take only twice as long....
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected
carefully planned projects only twice as long....
Golub's Second Law of Computerdom: A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected
a carefully planned project takes only twice as long....
Laws of Computerdom According to Golub 1) Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.
2) A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected...
A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side.
It weighs one third of a pound per foot. On one end hangs a monkey holding a banana, and on the other end a weight equal to the weight of the monkey....
If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life....
Once is happenstance, Twice is coincidence, Three times is enemy action. -- Auric Goldfinge