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Vance's Rule Of 2 1/2: Any Military Project Will Take Twice As Long As Planned, Cost Twice As Much, And Produce Only Half Of What Is Wanted.
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Vance's Rule of 2 1/2: Any military project will take twice as long
as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of what is wanted.
-- Cyrus Vance
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Any renovation project on an old house will cost twice as much and take three times as long as originally estimated.
-- Lew Phelp...
Laws of Computerdom According to Golub 1) Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.
2) A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected...
A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expexted
a carefully planned project will take only twice as long....
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected
carefully planned projects only twice as long....
Golub's Second Law of Computerdom: A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected
a carefully planned project takes only twice as long....
When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.
-- Stitzer's Vacation Principle...
Stitzer's Vacation Principle: When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.
Hank: Your job will be to manage and motivate them.
Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience....
Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders....