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• Since before the Earth was formed and before the sun burned hot in space
  cosmic forces of inexorable power have been working relentlessly toward this moment in space-time -- your receiving this fortune....
• Homer: Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your ca
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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