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Since I Brought Along Two Cases Of Well-joggled Wine, My Main Problems Will Be Food And Sex.
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Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly,
they're the same problems a lot of people have
everywhere on Earth.
-- Jim Harrison
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