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Since I Hurt My Pendulum My Life Is All Erratic.
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Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot, who was cordial, Is
now transmitting static. The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing
poo. The only thing that keeps me sane Is talking to my shoe.
My Shoe
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Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot, who was cordial, Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo....
All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking. Otto
Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
My other computer keeps calling me Dave.