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Since I Hurt My Pendulum My Life Is All Erratic. My Parrot, Who Was Cordial, Is Now Transmitting Static.
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Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot, who was cordial,
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
-- My Shoe
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Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot, who was cordial, Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo....
All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
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Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
My other computer keeps calling me Dave.