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• Weddings rarely go off without a hitch.
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• Wrigley mortis: the effect of a cold drink on chewing gum.
• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview...
• VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers.
  Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of that old underwear you own....
• Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit.
  There is no great genius without a tincture of madness....
• Everything is cold except what should be. -- Law of Institutional Food
• He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.