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• I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
  -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Sir Thomas Moore, for instance, burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism
  must have been kicking himself as the flames licked higher, that it never occured to him to say, 'I recant my Catholicism'....
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
  ..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
• I'm afraid there's been a change of plan. I'm off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic...even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory interludicules?
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...