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Leaving Already, Doctor? Not Staying For Your Pentadigestory Interludicules?
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Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory
interludicules?
-- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability
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I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
.. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic...even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.
-- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
And, of course, when the people find out you've burnt Doctor Johnson's dictionary, they may go around saying, 'Look, there's Thick George .
..he's got a brain the size of a weasels wedding tackle'....
Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
-- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
A cup of your best hot water with brown grit in it, unless by some miracle your Coffee Shop has started selling coffee.
-- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Ink and Incapability...
eads) 'Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement' .
..doesn't sound much like a bee to me... It's an aardvark!...
Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...