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Sir? She's Giving "Reality" As A *previous* Address!
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Sir? She's giving "Reality" as a *previous* address!
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Bob has listed "Reality" as a PREVIOUS address!!
She broke your ribs giving you a backrub?
All fantasy should have a solid base in reality. -- Sir Max Beerbohm
Every so often I find myself giving out a business address over the phone that includes the postal code M5H 2N6.
I'm always tempted to say: "M as in Mormon... N as in nary...
After half a day in a beauty salon, she still hasn't been worked on -- they're still busy giving her an estimate.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.
She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.
She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenso...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.
She must be found and stopped." -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)...
I do not resent criticism, even when, for the sake of emphasis, it parts for the time with reality.
-- Sir Winston Churchill...