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• A woman went to the butcher's to buy some meat. So she bought some steak, a few pounds of hamburger, a few pounds of ribs, and a big roast, and then she says to the butcher, "Deliver it!
  The butcher says, "I can't deliver it, lady." She says, "What's the matter with you?...
• You fell into a pit and broke every bone in your body!
• Looking for backrub victim.
• Willing to be backrub victim.
• The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle .
  .. I'll hit you on the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs....
• I was engaged to a contortionist... she broke it off.
• Be as good at receiving as you are at giving.
• Sir? She's giving "Reality" as a *previous* address!
• Ask not what your residence hall can do for you, because it's broke. -- the Stilt Ma