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Sir. You Know I Told You To Go Out And Spend A Lot Of Money On Wedding Presents.
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Sir. You know I told you to go out and spend a lot of money on
wedding presents. Well, apparently...(sees masses of gold finery
and piles of glittering ornaments)
Mmm?
......Nothing.
-- Edmund and George : Amy and Amiability
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You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers.
..laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. Well...
you're only human. -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Oh Amy, I shall never forget you...never...ever...never.
..ever... ...Right. What's for breakfast? -- George : Amy and Amiability...
eads) 'Lovely little dumpling, how in love I am, Let me be your shepherdkins, you can be my lamb.
' ...Well, I think we'll be very lucky if she doesn't just come out onto the balcony and _vomit_ over us....
And what have I got to show for it? Nothing. A butler's uniform and a slightly effeminate hairdo.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil!
-- Amy to Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Prince George is shy, and just _pretends_ to be bluff and crass, and unbelievably thick and gittish.
-- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...