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Oh Amy, I Shall Never Forget You...never...ever...never.
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Oh Amy, I shall never forget you...never...ever...never...ever...
...Right. What's for breakfast?
-- George : Amy and Amiability
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Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers.
..laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Well, there's Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin...we'll never get _her_ to marry him.
Why not? Because she's _met_ him... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
If you're ever right, never let 'em forget it. -- Edgar R. Riedle
Aha! Brekkers! I could eat fourteen trays of it this morning, and still have room for a dolphin on toast.
-- George : Amy and Amiability...
Prince George is shy, and just _pretends_ to be bluff and crass, and unbelievably thick and gittish.
-- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...
And what have I got to show for it? Nothing. A butler's uniform and a slightly effeminate hairdo.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Sir. You know I told you to go out and spend a lot of money on wedding presents.
Well, apparently...(sees masses of gold finery and piles of glittering ornaments) Mmm?...
I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...