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• Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
• Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
  Chinese Proverb...
• fat-finger vt. 1. To introduce a typo while editing in such a way that the resulting manglification of a configuration file does something useless, damaging, or wildly unexpected.
  NSI fat-fingered their DNS zone file and took half the net down again....
• A true diplomat struts sitting down.
• You can expose yourself on the subway and it doesn't cost you a dime.
  Unless you spit. Then it's a twenty-five-dollar fine....
• Check for toilet paper *before* sitting down.
• Footprints on the sands of time are never made by sitting down.