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Six Years For Possession Of A Cigarette? I Got Six Months For Possession Of A Deadly Weapon!
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Six years for possession of a cigarette? I got six months
for possession of a deadly weapon!
-- Cartoon by S Harris
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Six years for possession of a cigarette?...I got six months for possession of a deadly weapon!
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