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• How many ice skaters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman to club the other skater on the knee....
• ROLLER-SKATERS like to roll around.
• Hockey players do it by pucking on the ice.
• Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice?
• If you go swimming in melted dry ice, do you get dry?
• To cool off a Beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
• Remember, if it's not ICE brewed, it's not ICE beer!
• Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
  (Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
• An example of hard water is ice.