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• Tonight, the city weeps, as for the first time ever, a hockey arena becomes then scene of violence.
  -- Kent Brockman reports on a concert riot, "Otto Show...
• Troy: This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr.
  Burns. [pause] Then they found out it was the baby....
• Your resume will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue.
• Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
  Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
• The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
  ' -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!
• Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....