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SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems.
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You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. -- Thale
Firing up the Blast-O-Matic Obnoxious Airbag Deflator.
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. Unfortunately you rarely knock them down.
Bender: "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
It is a difficult task, O citizens, to make speeches to the belly, which has no ears.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Marcus Cato...
Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! -- Zippy the Pinhead