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• The greatest and most important problems of life are all in a certain sense insoluble.
  They can never be solved but only out grown. -- C.G. Jung...
• Most human problems can be solved by an appropriate charge of high explosive.
  -- Blaster, Uncommon Valo...
• One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again? Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.
• SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems.
• With enough persistence and a sufficiently large hammer, even the simplest of problems can be solved successfully.
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• Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.
• All easy problems have already been solved.
• It would be naive to think that the problems plaguing mankind today can be solved with means and methods which were applied or seemed to work in the past.
  . . -- Mikhail Gorbachev (1988)...
• The difficulty in life is the choice. -- George Moore, The Bending of the Bough, [1900], act IV