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Slippin' And Slidin' My Whole Life Through, But I Get Everything Done That I Got To Do.
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...Slippin' and slidin' my whole life through, but I get everything done
that I got to do...
-- Lucky Seven Sampson, from Multiplication Rock
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It's seven o'clock and I wanna rock wanna get a belly full of beer.
Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
Some people get up at a quarter to seven. Other people lie in bed 'til 8
45 or nine, but I'm happy just to hang in bed 'til eleven, 'cause eleven has always been a good friend of mine....
A man rescured a genie from a bottle and was granted one wish as a reward.
I want to be rock-hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life," the man said....
That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.
Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky....
During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions.
But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think....
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
Tonight I'll get out of my head, cause I can't stop, I'll get out of my head with everything I got.