Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?
Bart: Yeah.
Milhouse: Ever since I became a movie star I've been miserable. I had
to get up at five a.m. just for makeup. I like the way the
blush brings out my cheekbones, but it's not worth it. And
making movies is so horribly repetitive: I've said "jiminy
jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning!
Director: We've got to do the "jiminy jillikers" scene again, Milhouse.
Milhouse: [quietly angry] But we already did it. It took seven hours,
but we did it. It's done!
Director: Yes...but we've got to do it from different angles! Again and
again, and again and again and again!
Milhouse: Aah! [gets dragged out screaming]
Bart: [looking around] Yeah! [sighs]
-- The downside of stardom, "Radioactive Man"
Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that
movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the
pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and
bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...