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• Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
• Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
• A man is as old as his arteries. -- Elie Metchnikoff (1845-1916)
• The march of the human mind is slow. -- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- Speech on the Conciliation of America, Vol.
  ii, p. 149...
• To add life to years, not just years to life. -- The Gerontological Society of America
• pod: [Great Britain] n. A lower form of life found on {talker system}s and {MUD}s.
  The spod has few friends in {RL} and uses talkers instead, finding communication easier and preferable over the net....
• Homer: Stonecutters, eh? How do I join? Lenny: There are only two ways to gain membership
  be the son of a Stonecutter -- Homer: Next?...
• pod n. [UK] 1. A lower form of life found on talker systems and MUDs.
  The spod has few friends in RL and uses talkers instead, finding communication easier and preferable over the net....
• Be honest with yourself until the end of your life.
  Then listen to the slow movement of the Schubert Quintet and kick the bucket. -- Nathan Milstei...