Homer: Stonecutters, eh? How do I join?
Lenny: There are only two ways to gain membership: be the son of a
Stonecutter --
Homer: Next?
Lenny: -- or, save the life of a Stonecutter.
[starts to eat a sandwich]
Homer: Hey! [grabs it, stomps on it]
I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by
cholesterol.
Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs
contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that
they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
blood stream.
Homer: So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
Lenny: Aw, you've got it all wrong, Homer. It's not like that.
[a man in an egg costume creeps, then runs, away]
Homer: You'd better run, egg!
-- The insidious Egg Council, "Homer the Great"
