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SMACK! SMACK! Oh Dear, It Appears That Reality Is On The Blink Agai
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SMACK! SMACK! Oh dear, it appears that reality is on the blink again
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Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. -- Marvin The Paranoid Android
Lorena to Tonya: Here, smack Nancy with 'this'
Here little critter...SMACK!...poor little critter...
Bother! said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
Golf Tip: To get more distance, simply smack the ball & run backwards.
For he is but a bastard to the time That doth not smack of observation.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act i, Sc. 1...
They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot.
Boy I'd like to smack that kid. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets Famou...
Some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltness of time.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 2...
Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....