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• Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
  Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
• Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
• Krusty: Where is that lousy little pisher -- [Bart walks in] [joyfully] Bart!
  [kisses him] [On stage, a fanfare plays] And now, boys and girls, here he is, the boy that says the words you've been longing to hear, like the salivating dogs that you are, Bart Simpson!...
• Bart: See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat.
  Not that I'm into that kind of thing -- [drinks a Tab] Teache...
• Homer the pessimist, "Bart Gets Famou
• Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
  We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I wish I was dead....
• Bart: I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
  Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!...
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...