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A Blind Man Comes Into A Drugstore And Starts Knocking Things Off The Shelf With His Cane.
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A blind man comes into a drugstore and starts knocking things off the shelf
with his cane. The owner says, "Can I help you?" He says, "No, thanks, just
looking."
-- Gallagher
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