A Guy Goes Into A Drugstore On A Friday And Says, "Give Me A Gross Of Those Safes.

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A guy goes into a drugstore on a Friday and says, "Give me a gross of those
safes." He comes back Monday and says, "There were only 143 in that gross."
The clerk says, "I'm sorry I spoiled your weekend, sir."
-- Pearl Williams

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