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1984 Has Past, Forget About Big Brother. Welcome To The 90's Where The Government's Your Mother!
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1984 has past, forget about Big Brother. Welcome to the 90's where the
government's your mother!
-- Scatterbrain
Related:
Say NO to Big Brother Government.
Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
-- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please see Big Brother.
George Orwell, in his vision of 1984, got it backward.
We do not have to fear Big Brother watching us on TV....
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'"....
Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!