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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
  Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh....
• Marge: Hmm! It's not bad! Frank: It's not only not bad -- it's not bread.
  Knot bread", you get it? [chuckles] See?...
• Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
  One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
• Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford....
• Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
  Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be....
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.
  Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business....
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....